Frozen Peaches

Yep, it's cold out there today! It's hard to buy into the global warming thing when this winter has been the coldest and snowiest one in years! If only my family, friends, church, and life weren't all situated in this locale...I'd be in Hawaii for sure!

Well, enough of the griping! Because I like funnies...here's your signs:

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit please back in."

On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon :
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

On another Septic Tank Truck:
"We're #1 in the #2 business"

On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."

On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

At an Optometrist's Office :
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right
place."

On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."

Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary We hear you coming."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"