Tuesday, February 24, 2009
A whole lot of nuthin'
It's been a while since I've posted. I have been furiously studying website/blog development and have been trying to make changes to sites we have and/or create new sites. This has seemed to be "a whole lot of nuthin'"...over 2 weeks of frustration and very little creation! It is rather difficult to self-teach an old dog new tricks! Having said that...I think all of this trial-and-error (mostly error) learning is starting to pay off! I actually think I am starting to get the hang of this...to a small degree for sure but "hang" nonetheless. Hurray for me! Stay tuned........
Saturday, February 14, 2009
one-liners
*Experience is what you get whenever you don't get what you want
*If you're going through Hell . . . keep going.
*If you have something to say, raise your hand . . . and place it over your mouth.
*If you think experts are expensive, wait and see what amateurs cost you.
*Afraid of doing too much . . . then you'll always do too little.
*If the hokie-pokie isn't really what it's all about . . . what then, huh ?
*If you can't be a good example . . . then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
*All the world's a stage . . . I seemed to have missed the rehearsal.
*I read about the evils of drinking . . . so I gave up reading.
*I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
*Despite the cost of living . . . it still remains so popular.
*I chose the path less traveled . . . but only because I was lost.
*Get the facts first . . . you can distort them later
*As an outsider . . . what do you think of the human race.
*Friends are those rare people who ask how we are . . . then wait to hear the answer
*You are only young once . . . but you can stay immature indefinitely
*Don't cry because it's over . . . smile because it happened
*My mind works like lightning . . . comes in flashes
*I don't suffer from insanity . . . I enjoy every minute of it
*Have you ever noticed the people who tell you to calm down . . . are the ones that got you mad in the first place.
*If ignorance is bliss . . . why aren't more people happy?
*Some things are just better rich . . . coffee, chocolate, men
*Beauty is in the eye of . . . the beer holder
*Housework?? . . . I sweep the room with a glance.
*I try to take one day at a time . . . but sometimes several days attack me at once.
*How many of you believe in telekinesis? . . . Raise my hand
*Support bacteria . . . They're the only culture some people have.!
*I don't have an attitude problem . . . You have a perception problem
*Everyone has a photographic memory. . . Some just don't have the right film
*If you think nobody cares . . . try missing a couple of payments
* I just got lost in thought . . . It was unfamiliar territory
* Remember . . . Half the people you know are below average.
*Take care of your thoughts . . . they may become words.
*If you're going through Hell . . . keep going.
*If you have something to say, raise your hand . . . and place it over your mouth.
*If you think experts are expensive, wait and see what amateurs cost you.
*Afraid of doing too much . . . then you'll always do too little.
*If the hokie-pokie isn't really what it's all about . . . what then, huh ?
*If you can't be a good example . . . then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
*All the world's a stage . . . I seemed to have missed the rehearsal.
*I read about the evils of drinking . . . so I gave up reading.
*I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
*Despite the cost of living . . . it still remains so popular.
*I chose the path less traveled . . . but only because I was lost.
*Get the facts first . . . you can distort them later
*As an outsider . . . what do you think of the human race.
*Friends are those rare people who ask how we are . . . then wait to hear the answer
*You are only young once . . . but you can stay immature indefinitely
*Don't cry because it's over . . . smile because it happened
*My mind works like lightning . . . comes in flashes
*I don't suffer from insanity . . . I enjoy every minute of it
*Have you ever noticed the people who tell you to calm down . . . are the ones that got you mad in the first place.
*If ignorance is bliss . . . why aren't more people happy?
*Some things are just better rich . . . coffee, chocolate, men
*Beauty is in the eye of . . . the beer holder
*Housework?? . . . I sweep the room with a glance.
*I try to take one day at a time . . . but sometimes several days attack me at once.
*How many of you believe in telekinesis? . . . Raise my hand
*Support bacteria . . . They're the only culture some people have.!
*I don't have an attitude problem . . . You have a perception problem
*Everyone has a photographic memory. . . Some just don't have the right film
*If you think nobody cares . . . try missing a couple of payments
* I just got lost in thought . . . It was unfamiliar territory
* Remember . . . Half the people you know are below average.
*Take care of your thoughts . . . they may become words.
Friday, February 13, 2009
Well, how's this for boring...I've been busy trying to learn hosting and wordpress stuff and it sure cuts into the creativity! Kinda saps away all the humor in things, spending all day in front of a computer trying to do something you don't understand. Learning quantum physics has got to be easier than this!
Monday, February 2, 2009
Centre for Disease Control medical alert
The Centre for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly
contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by
hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload
Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of
your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH
IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should
come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or
both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and
Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote
repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends.
If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK
is controlling your life.
contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by
hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload
Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of
your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH
IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should
come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or
both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and
Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote
repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends.
If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK
is controlling your life.
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